ROOM 101 For all those things that really get on your tits You know the kind of things we're talking about - those annoying, aggravating, pain-in-the-arse things that are the fly in the ointment of your existence. Well, you need suffer in silence no longer. We offer you the unique opportunity to banish your most hated pet hates to our Alternative Room 101. Think of it as free therapy. E-mail your nomination. ___________________________________________________________ And the nominations are... Pigeons People who feed pigeons Bird cages People who keep caged birds People who keep pigeons Photographers Ronan Keating Punctures Snooker commentators Bono Beggers who sit outside shops with plastic cups Bouncers Nurses who talk about "baby" Television chefs Robot Wars (TV programme) Children's television presenters Guinness commercials on TV Ronan Keating Lotto winners who keep their jobs Irish bands that don't know when to give up The Angelus on RTE Men who dye their hair blond Changing Rooms (TV programme) TV Programmes about people surviving on islands Plastic cups McDonalds ice-cream machines (always out of order) Penguins People who pay with credit cards at supermarkets Ronan Keating